(Source: bianca200189)

twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

(Source: andrewjelqingjihad)

cooldudebro:

cooldudebro:

a taurus, a cancer and a scorpio walk into a house…

their signs are very compatible and they have a good time

(Source: orlandobloomers)

rihannalb:

RiRi was posing for pics in the Hollywood Hills yesterday as part of a photo shoot for a French magazine.

rihannalb:

RiRi was posing for pics in the Hollywood Hills yesterday as part of a photo shoot for a French magazine.

spitefulbitch asked: WHO is this woman omg that's so terrible do you have a link?

dignified-and-old:

I could probably find the link if I looked harder but I found a post that quotes it:

“… Showed up at 7, in full costume for a 9 am release. Devoted no? I was one of the few to dress up, and I was the bestdressed. I’m not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there. We were told in line, that the bestdressed person in line gets to open the box and have the first Half-Blood Prince book. So, I’m a shoo-in, aren’t I? WRONG. Fucking moo brings her bratty sprog in at 8:59am dressed in a generic K-Mart cape with stars and glitter and fucking gaudy BLAH. Twig for a wand. OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN’T READ AND *fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc*

THE FUCKING KID WON’T EVEN REMEMBER THIS. THE BOX OPENING WAS MINE. MIIIIINE.

I didn’t stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so VERY FUCKING LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my brand-new copy.”

thedeviousplot:

this could be us but you playing

boootygod:

lmfaooo

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

phrazez:

binkshapiro:

mariemaee:

The guy who give the Lou Reed vinyl to Julian give him a CD by his own too:
Guy: “Julian, here you have,  Listen to both of them”
Julian: “I would suck your dick if you want”
He’s so fucking great!

i just screamed 

I’M

phrazez:

binkshapiro:

mariemaee:

The guy who give the Lou Reed vinyl to Julian give him a CD by his own too:

Guy: “Julian, here you have,  Listen to both of them”

Julian: “I would suck your dick if you want”

He’s so fucking great!

i just screamed 

I’M

monaters:

my mom has a CD of french classical music and in the back of the booklet it has this little collection of phrases and the pronunciation guide is the worst thing ive ever seen

monaters:

my mom has a CD of french classical music and in the back of the booklet it has this little collection of phrases and the pronunciation guide is the worst thing ive ever seen

(Source: shrekyourself)

altonym:

dad-critical and sharknado-positive